oh... I'm so embarrassed...

I think I'm going to tear up Rachel's birth certificate! I just read all her blog entries and this is so lame!! I went to the grocery store today. She ate horse sausage. Which is more interesting? Hummmm... Wah, wah, it's not fair, besides which she's a terrific writer. This is embarrassing. Who do I call about elder abuse?

Maybe I don't want a title

I was going to title this "it's a nakashuma" because Skippy didn't know what I meant and I was scandalized. We're heading to Hawaii tomorrow and I'm glad. We've been needing to get out of town! I've got 6 books packed and 1 in my tote and I plan to read and look for whales!

Feb 16th

Am I supposed to date this? This will be the world's most un interesting blog, but I've got to do this if I want to hear about an interesting life teaching English in China. That is, if Rachel makes it there no thanks to the airlines. It seems impossible that the hang up is here in podunk Grand Junction, but was!

Blackmail

I can't believe I'm doing this! This is the only way to get Rachel to blog from China. One more child that I raised stupidly.